Hey, look. My hands aren’t exactly clean either. 😦 I just thought it would be a good idea that if there is a problem, we can identify it and fix it. So, here are, counting down from the least addicted to the most addicted:
5.The dining room table is used to store bills, homework, coloring books, and every amount of anything except the purpose it was built for: people eating.
4. You are bleary-eyed at work from binge-watching (imagine that term compared to binge-eating….I know right? Seriously a problem here.) Accidentally, coffee is somehow brewed without any coffee grounds in the filter. “Whoa. Not me.” 🙂
3. Your guilty secret is The Real “Housewives” of any city. Hey, who doesn’t love some of that Beverly Hills reality? “There’s gold in them there hills. Black gold. Texas tea.”
2. You start to forget the names of your loved ones. Maybe you run through a few names before you hit your intended.
1. Your Roku breaks down at a time that Best Buy is actually closed. A nervous breakdown ensues.